Sunday, August 06, 2006

Sorry, but this imaginary relationship is doomed

Consecutive adverts in the present LRB personals column:

I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I’m hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 14/04. Man.

No beards. F, 38. Box no. 14/05

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I *love* the LRB ads. I hear there's going to be a collection of them published later in the year :)